The teacher saw me pass a note to Elaine. Now the Assistant Principle wants to see me. What should I do?
*****
6th Grade 3rd Degree
by TD Euwaite
Mr. Hoppernokker will see you now…
“Come in, Son. Sit down.”
He spoke and spoke but none of his
seeds could take hold on the rocky crag of my wits.
All I saw was the oar,
Not for propelling canoes, paddling kayaks
This device is ferule in nature
I’d felt its sting before
There it hung, like an old friend
…waiting.
Why do they do this, a soft comfy couch…
like a condemned man’s last meal.
…and then, the words…
“This is going to hurt me
a lot more than it will hurt you.”
*****
Excellent visual poetry.
Ah, for the good old days … when teachers could be cruel to the students; the students learned better then. Now it is the students who are cruel to the teaches, and the teachers learn to not trust the students because they could be shot tomorrow.
He Likes To Test and Break Things like Folding No Parts Boats and Oar Paddle prototypes
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